Archive for Requests
Chunks of straw stuck in my teeth
Have any of you been able to open a Subway straw without breaking or bending the darn thing? It takes both my hands and front teeth to get the slurping device out of its straight jacket. I would like Subway to change their straw wrappers from plastic to paper. This is my official request.
Ross the Intern
I would like to hire Ross to be my personal assistant. Ross, consider this my official request.
