Archive for Guilty Pleasures
Dognapper
So what if I am?
As if being called a dognapper is the worst thing in the world.Â
I plan to dognap this adorable dog sometime next week.  His name is Buster and he belongs to one of my best friends, but not for long. I have purchased a ski mask and some leather gloves that don’t fit, because if they don’t fit my friend can’t acquit.
I [...]
Five Dollar
Subway, you’re killing me.
Do you know the type of looks I’ve been getting? I’m getting the disgusted, “she must be a porn subscriber” look. I may as well be, bopping in line at the store and singing the five dollar foot long song. I really can’t help it, it’s stuck in my head.
Five dollar, [...]
Eating Crow
I am the type of person that raises an eye at any adult who actually spends hours and hours in front of a video game. As a young girl I was quite fond of Mario Bros and even though you may catch me humming the synthesized tune from Mario while vacuuming I could never be [...]
Better to be the avoided than to be the avoider.
Every morning at my children’s school there is a dad in a gold sedan dropping his son off. Nearly every other day I witness him doing something incredibly idiotic. Such as pulling away from the curb before his son is completely out of the car. Leaving his coffee mug on top of his car [...]
I Have a Fleet of Strollers
Baby gear, baby clothes, baby powder and baby stuff are all Big Girl Toys. And oh how I love them. I’m not ashamed to admit that half my desire for wanting my third chubby cherub was to once again be able to purchase all the Big Girl Toys I want, the other half was so [...]
Campus Ladies
I have never in my life laughed so hard at something on television. Campus Ladies is my absolute favorite show. It is on Oxygen, but I have no idea when. I caught a few episodes the first season it aired, and then downloaded all the other episodes on my ipod.
Amanda, Heather, [...]
