Archive for Giggles
Steamiest music video ever made
And you thought I was kidding about making a music video.
Due to a desperate desire to play with the video camera, Evanzstox Studios decided to remake what many people call “the sexiest music video ever made”.
Enjoy this attempt to pay tribute to Mr. Chris Isaak and his melancholy Wicked Game.
Misunderstood
Even though I know what my daughter meant in this poem, many mothers read this and stood aghast, which made it all the more funny to me.
I found it hilarious, a bit embarrassing, but damn funny none the less. I do take my children to feed the ducks often, and we endearingly refer to the ducks as “mates” as they couple [...]
Random E, F,G and H
E) I love this photo of Sass, she is doing the happy happy joy joy dance.
F) Every time I see the Olympic male swimmers in their awesome synthetic shark skin full body swimsuits, I laugh as I remember all the boys on my high school swim team who suffered through wearing speedos.
G) When we are leaving the house, why does my [...]
Please don’t stop the music.
For nearly every memory I have there is a soundtrack or song to tag it with.
Erasure’s Wonderland CD and music videos were on repeat as I hot waxed my legs with my good friend Janae. It was our first time, I was fifteen. Reading the instructions seemed like a waste of time, so [...]
Because YOU MUST!
The universe has always given me everything i need. Tonight was no different. I honestly stumbled across this post. Please prepare yourself. I am not responsible for any lung damage or hot coffee spills. Frankly, I haven’t laughed this hard in the past day or so.
Please join me and print yourself a [...]
Hey look a wagon wheel!
Yes, I confess, I like to dance and sing the Time for Timer Song while hankering for a hunk of cheese. You would be amazed at the wobble in my knees.
Yee hoo!
Must be his accent
Lately it may seem as though I’ve shared a lot of dialogue from discussions I have overheard or been a part of and here’s another one -
As my girls were watching Disney’s animated 101 Dalmatians and being conditioned by the insensitive world, Sessy took notice of the way Rodger and Pongo were scoping out the [...]
Biggest Loser
Extra post!
While I was watching 4 men in matching sweat suits cry and hug each other like someone had died and blubbering tender statements such as “you gotta take care of my brother man!” And “I love these guys they have brought me to manhood, I guess” and “I’ve been on this earth 31 years [...]
Purpley Blue Granny
Hello internet. Sorry to disappear. I don’t stay in front of a computer much during the summer, and I don’t adjust well to the monotonous rituals of back to school in September. I was flattered to receive notes of worry from some of you whom were concerned of my whereabouts. Before we embrace and shed [...]
Passing Operation Butt-Wipe down through the generations.
My daughter and her skating buddies had their last skate show of the season last night. After the show we took them to a Japanese restaurant, one that cooks the meal in front of you. We had great food, conversation, and were given a bonus singed eye brow courtesy of the raging flames.
After dinner two [...]
