Archive for Archive for December, 2008
Tricky technology
I got the new Jawbone to help mute the screams from my son while talking on the phone. It has been great up until tonight when I didn’t properly disconnect a call I made to a friend. Lucky for her she got an encore message of me singing Erasure’s “Victim of Love” – every whaaa haaaa and ohhhh. [...]
Seasons Greetings!
The best thing about the holidays is, wearing Vegas-style rhinestoned clothing, a little too much make-up, and big hair is totally acceptable. Even when going to grandmother’s house.
And
No matter how hard you try to play “hard to get” with the garlic onion cheese ball, you will still totally end up having one insanely passionate night devouring him completely and all his little wheat [...]
Shopping
Last week as I was pulling out of my driveway to go to an outdoor shopping complex, I had the overwhelming urge to go to McDonalds and buy a mega bag of McMuffins to hand out to those who could use a little breakfast. As you know our American cities are inhabited by thousands of homeless people. Some are there [...]
Holiday note (to myself)
This is a quick list to help me out with next year’s holiday season, feel free to print and add to your 2009 calendars as well.
Thanksgiving is a day for the Bahamas, Marina Del Ray, or Hawaii. Or a day to fake sick so you can stay home in your pajamas, stalk college guys on YouTube, and run [...]
The boy next door
As you know Claude no longer lives next door to us. Although he still owns the place next to ours and we see him just as often, he is not our current neighbor. We have a new cute neighbor. He really is special, and I love his dog. We do however, seem to have a bit of [...]