Don’t fall!
While I was relaxing in the privacy of my own bedroom my tranquil environment was invaded by Gucci’s furious barks and the obnoxious sound of a street sweeper. At first glance I could have sworn I saw sasquatch stomping across Claude’s roof top, but no it was in fact Claude himself. He was blowing leaves off his roof with a leaf blower.
Our two homes stand close together and although it was obvious Claude was trying really hard to not look directly into my bedroom window, he was having a hard time ignoring Gucci as she barked at him through her fangs. At one point it was too much for my favorite neighbor, he stopped for a moment and viciously glared at my sweet innocent little pup. I swear red burning lasers shot out from his eyes. He then continued to walk across his roof while shaking his head in disgust. Gucci, forever my trusty companion held her head high and with all the coolness of an ally cat mouthed these delicious words to Claude “I will crap on your lawn, you will step in it, and there is nothing you can do about it” she then sat back in a sunny spot and grinned at Claude while he continued to shake his head.
Point Gucci.
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