facebook, another diversion
Here it is my friends, my thoughts regarding facebook. Get cozy, make a sandwich or grab that mixture of Kool-aid, this post may leave you yearning for something more.
It is only 1 day shy of two weeks since my dear friend of 24 years lassoed me into the wild world of facebook. Before then I was much to proud to indulge in such a silly activity. Although I have since had to eat my words and apologize for the eye rolling and breath holding, I’m still not about to admit I was wrong to have such an attitude about facebook and those who play on it.
You see internet, I am unable to admit any wrong doing simply because facebook really is ridiculous. For the most part many whom are on it get so caught up in the number of friends they have in their friend box it becomes their cyber rolodex. For me facebook is like passing notes in class. It is a way to become the 18 year old girl again, and laugh with some old friends. a way to once again be the class clown, the flirt, and the loony girl with few boundaries. For those reasons alone I should be medicated and wheeled away to a padded cell.
I’m sorry if you have no idea what I’m talking about. I doubt I know what I’m talking about.
There are a lot of really ridiculous things on facebook such as pieces of flair that are really just novelty buttons like the ones TGIF waiters wear on their suspenders, A lame cyber button I originally stuck my nose up to a week ago, but now have a collection I’m rather proud of. They are like precious medals that I lavishly dress myself in.
That last paragraph alone, is the reason for this post. So if it seems like I snuck it in, you are wrong and kind of right.
Anyway, internet, friends, countrymen, that’s where I’ve been. I have been dancing around naked on facebook so I could come back here and give you a report. At least that’s my story and I’m sticking to it. Did you finnish your sandwich? You really ate that entire bag of chips? Was it that bad? You know, I could have posted more of my YouTube findings, and you remember how much you loved the last one.
Before I run back to the facebook playground to wedgie my favorite girlfriends, let me leave you with my thoughts on Fall, or Autumn, as so many of you call it. Even though many of you love this time of year so much that you just can’t help but frolic and kick leaves up in my face and splash hot coco down my shirt, I would like to take a moment to tell you why I’m not a fan of Fall.
People, it is the season when everything dies.
It is the death of the greatest season of the year, SUMMER. Oh yes, a death that not all the carmel dipped apples and warm fuzzy sweaters in the world can help me mourn. Except maybe a hot soy latte and a slice of pumpkin pie. Okay I’ll be waiting for you to bring me some of that.
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