Dognapper
So what if I am?
As if being called a dognapper is the worst thing in the world.
I plan to dognap this adorable dog sometime next week. His name is Buster and he belongs to one of my best friends, but not for long. I have purchased a ski mask and some leather gloves that don’t fit, because if they don’t fit my friend can’t acquit.
I have a strategy that will render me victorious. Once Buster is home with me, I’ll dye him pink and change his name to Luther.
Buster has the brightest whitest teeth I’ve ever seen. His pearly whites line up so straight you’d think he had braces.
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