The birds
I took my children to feed the ducks the other day, or so I thought.
Oh look, those cute ducks spotted our bread crumbs!
Why does that little duck look alarmed?
What the crap are those?
RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!
EVERYONE GET IN THE CAR!
THEY ARE COMING FOR US!!
And then we drove to the hospital to be tested for bird flu.
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