Archive for Archive for May, 2008
Pickled pigs
These little Teva shoes have made my son’s feet reek. His piggy vinaigrettes have stunk up my car and my house. I have put these shoes in the dish washer and let them sit in a bucket of Tide. Once they have successfully been fumigated, he only needs to wear these salty little sandals for a few hours before they start [...]
Ish
A couple of weeks ago I took my son to Pet Smart to get a little container with a handle for his pet ants. Yes, ants. While we were there he couldn’t take is eyes off the tiny cups filled with betta fish. Being the sucker I am, we came home with a fish, some food, water conditioner, a live plant, [...]
Dognapper
So what if I am?
As if being called a dognapper is the worst thing in the world.
I plan to dognap this adorable dog sometime next week. His name is Buster and he belongs to one of my best friends, but not for long. I have purchased a ski mask and some leather gloves that don’t fit, because if they don’t fit my friend can’t acquit.
I [...]
Hanging Tough
I never owned a New Kids on the Block CD or cassette tape. I was one of those who walked in the crowds of New Kids haters. They were no good, at least that is how I remember them.
New Kids performed on the Today show this morning. I was witness to it, but didn’t realize who I was [...]
The birds
I took my children to feed the ducks the other day, or so I thought.
Oh look, those cute ducks spotted our bread crumbs!
Why does that little duck look alarmed?
What the crap are those?
RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!
EVERYONE GET IN THE CAR!
THEY ARE COMING FOR US!!
And then we drove to the hospital to be tested for bird [...]
High School Musical III
There has been great excitement here at the Evanzstox household. Great Excitement.
Just when being a young American girl couldn’t get any better for my two daughters, Zac Efron decided to drive down my Mother’s street this morning. If you didn’t hear their shrills across the land consider yourselves lucky.
Apparently Disney is filming part of High School Musical [...]
Monster Children
I gave birth to the bride of Frankenstein,
a vampire,
and a mummy.
.
My experience as a mother has been full of unexpectant surprises.
And devilish smirks.
There are times I don’t know if we are coming,
or going
but even after the standoffs,
and fires,
I have always felt privileged to be the mother of my three monsters.
Even after [...]
Jackass
Holy cow, my photos are working again. Hee Haw!
Hosed
Yesterday I had the thrill of watching Claude and his new gardening buddy turn on his sprinkling system. Witnessing Claude get sprayed down and tripping in his ivy while trying to get away from the spray, was pure entertainment.
As Claude started to launch F-bombs I quickly ran inside my house so they couldn’t hear [...]