Reasons a vacation would be good for me
Sitting in front of my computer I desperately tried to spell the word OF. After sounding it out I began to type A and then V.
I keep referring to my pedometer as a pacemaker.
I feel tired and cold. Just kidding. I stole that from the Thompson Twins.
Each visit to the grocery store I purchase more toilet paper. We need paper towels.
The songs from Barney are comforting. Especially “Never Let the Water Run”.
Waking up this morning, I thought I was late for swim team practice. I haven’t swam on a team for 15 years.
I kind of want to hit people. Not really. Unless, you will hold them down so I can get a good whack at them.
I have drool running out the side of my mouth.
The sound of the ocean makes me cry harder than being told my child used a public restroom.
Billy Idol is looking a little old to me. Did I just admit that?
If you told me up was down I’d believe you.
I have the limbo song stuck in my head, “How Low Can You Go….”
This turkey photo only makes sense to me.
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