Swapping Spit
As I sat in the Grim Reaper’s dentist chair I saw what looked to be tiny Nerd Candies standing on the dental exam light. They were pointing and laughing at me. Incredibly the Nerds turned out to be little GERMS and they were pointing and laughing at me! The leader of the Nerd-like germs waved his blobish hand and heckled “I’m gonna get you, and your little dog too”.
I believed him.
My dentist is careful to place removable tape all over his dental equipment and change it out between patients. This is to help keep the area sanitary. The problem is he never held directly onto the tape. That means the uncovered areas of equipment he handled were slimed with saliva from his other clients.
Yep, today I kissed all his clients with tongue.
I’ll stop this tantalizing account of my spit filled dental visit and spare you the grief I hold while worrying about the possible blood and gum tissue. Which, Lord help me, I may have taken a gulp of.
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