Archive for Archive for March, 2008
Because YOU MUST!
The universe has always given me everything i need. Tonight was no different. I honestly stumbled across this post. Please prepare yourself. I am not responsible for any lung damage or hot coffee spills. Frankly, I haven’t laughed this hard in the past day or so.
Please join me and print yourself a [...]
Chunks of straw stuck in my teeth
Have any of you been able to open a Subway straw without breaking or bending the darn thing? It takes both my hands and front teeth to get the slurping device out of its straight jacket. I would like Subway to change their straw wrappers from plastic to paper. This is my official request.
Hey look a wagon wheel!
Yes, I confess, I like to dance and sing the Time for Timer Song while hankering for a hunk of cheese. You would be amazed at the wobble in my knees.
Yee hoo!
Must be his accent
Lately it may seem as though I’ve shared a lot of dialogue from discussions I have overheard or been a part of and here’s another one -
As my girls were watching Disney’s animated 101 Dalmatians and being conditioned by the insensitive world, Sessy took notice of the way Rodger and Pongo were scoping out the [...]
Prayer
While I was in line at the grocery store I overheard an elderly mother and her 50-something daughter arguing whether or not Queen Latifah was a character played by Eddie Murphy. Aside from the pure hilariousness of that claim their conversation was extremely deflating because once I realized it was the daughter who made [...]
What’s going on around here? WARNING: READ AT OWN RISK!!
I have added not one, not two, but THREE new pages to this blog also known as “the loony bus to coo-key town”. The three new pages are “What I love”, “What’s Cooking?” and “Entertain, Design & Decor”. You will have to do a little of the work. I can’t lift your hand and click your mouse [...]
Because my daughter never told me not to.
I honestly sat in front of my keyboard for about 20 minutes thinking and rethinking whether or not I should write this post, on account of my own memories of feeling betrayed by my mother when she told my dad I started my period. I asked my mother to not tell him, but she did [...]
My husband, the handy man
Is extremely stubborn and conveniently forgetful. In short, he’s a pill.
In spite of that, he can fix things. Let me clarify – he is willing to give it a try. Even if it requires taking the car apart bolt-by-bolt and looking inside the gutted shell only to scratch his head and say “huh, I thought [...]
In love with Mac.
Not the Big Mac, MAC my new computer.
It has been 2 weeks since I made the switch. Although I pulled most my hair out, lost my voice from yelling obscenities and sprained my wrist from punching out my monitor, the switch has turned out to be a match made in heaven. I was made for [...]
Leprechaun Ditty
Today is the day of the wearing of the green,
Today is the day that the little people are seen,
Today is St. Patrick’s Day, so if you’re Irish me lad, join the celebration for the grandest day to be had.
You put your hand up in the air, the other on yer hip,
You tap your toe, you [...]