Archive for Archive for October, 2007
The Great Pumpkin
The one ingenious thing my parents ever gave us was the Great Pumpkin. The Great Pumpkin was developed to get all the candy out of our house. After trick-or-treating we would rush home, dump out our plastic jack-o-lanterns, and drool over our candy loot. This was a very tedious and intense moment, because if the [...]
It Really is the Nightmare Before Christmas.
I am all about the holiday season, I do enjoy it. And due to the fact that I decorate homes and businesses for the holidays my own home is usually decorated unseasonably early, however our blinds are closed tight, the twinkle lights are all shut off, and no visitors are aloud until after Thanksgiving. Because [...]
Better to be the avoided than to be the avoider.
Every morning at my children’s school there is a dad in a gold sedan dropping his son off. Nearly every other day I witness him doing something incredibly idiotic. Such as pulling away from the curb before his son is completely out of the car. Leaving his coffee mug on top of his car [...]
Purpley Blue Granny
Hello internet. Sorry to disappear. I don’t stay in front of a computer much during the summer, and I don’t adjust well to the monotonous rituals of back to school in September. I was flattered to receive notes of worry from some of you whom were concerned of my whereabouts. Before we embrace and shed [...]