Archive for Archive for April, 2007
I Don’t Eat My Own Kind
I am a Pisces, I don’t eat fish. I don’t like the taste, the smell or the sight. I am a certified scuba diver and extremely afraid of fish, info commercials for Bass Master are like watching a horror flick, but that fear is an entirely different story, for another time.
I have despised the flavor [...]
Ross the Intern
I would like to hire Ross to be my personal assistant. Ross, consider this my official request.
What is More Entertaining than Interior Design??
I had a real “edge of your seat” post for my blog discussing Global Influences on Interior Design, but was distracted while watching my neighbor Claude do his daily march around his yard looking for Gucci (my 3lb Yorkie) links. He was very intent in his search. No leaf went unturned. Desperately I wished there [...]
Blog Melt Down
Oh the joyful thrill and torment. I received my first emailed question from someone I don’t know (a total stranger-hooray!) today. But, oh no, she had a “technical question”. “What is your Feed?” She asked. Not “look at these tile samples or what about bamboo flooring? Or how should I stage the house I am [...]
How to use a service station restroom
As in gas station? As in trucker stop? You mean a potty that requires a key to enter? NOOOO, there is no such use.
Oh lord…the key… can you even imagine?
Those who just had the realization of how absolutely life threatening interaction with the key is might also reconsider the allowance of bathroom hall passes in [...]
How to use a public restroom
Do not touch ANYTHING! Push the door open with your foot, or wait for someone else to open it for you [advanced germ phoebes will have an emergency antibacterial cloth or latex glove handy]. Once inside (lord help you) look for what appears to be the cleanest stall, stay clear of the roomy [...]
The Wiggles
So I had some time on my hands the other day, and decided I needed to see what Captain Feathersword from The Wiggles looks like without his eye patch. Come to find out he is an acclaimed actor and has a spiffy portfolio.
I also discovered I am not the only individual curious to see Captain [...]
Soccer Moms
I envy the soccer mom. They seem so full of life and energetic; always driving with a car full of soccer balls, sliced oranges, and other treats for the team. Looking cute in their jogging shorts, T-shirt and matching running shoes. Sporty hair and a glowing tan from the warm mornings in the sun. Yes, [...]
Shootings at Virginia Tech
My deepest sympathy goes out to all the families affected by this horrible act of violence. There are not words to describe what you must be going through.
It is hard to imagine that with all that is good, and among all that is wonderful, such terrible events can even take place.
May you [...]
Sooner or later we would have to cover this topic
I was raised with two brothers and as the only granddaughter on both sides of my family. Poop, rear-ends, and farts are often the topic of discussion. You just read my beginning headliner/disclaimer; I will have you sign and date this later for my records.
We have a wicked neighbor, let’s call him Claude, ok that [...]